A veritable engine of mayhem and destruction...in this bio. In the series he was first shown as an interminably indignant giant Donut fueled by his need to "Smash 'Futon'" for snatching his then-girlfriend Darkfae, who in reality was a fake. After completing his goal of, literally, smashing Futon (One of the series few moments of nuance) he apologizes to Burnie completing his transition from engine of destruction to gentle-hearted sometimes-nuts Donut. He also hinted at his progressive pace into mediocracy through his ad for his musical anthology. Donutzilla's trademark, beside from being a giant talking pink donut, is his grangly roar-voice and his sub-par vocabulary and intelligence. He also has an obvious tendency to verbally declare his smashlust, showing his want for destruction through his sudden and jolting entrances through walls and smashing through them even when faced with a door.
But he is, at heart, the king of Donutland, relinquished into his posession following the dissappearance of his father, Poppy, and his mother, Moppy. He was born slightly less mentally-full as his parents, and was thus left untold of his duty to destroy the universe. The idea of this being that Donutland is the perfect country; and, after the king destroys a planet or place, inhabits the void left afterwards to add more to its empire. At the moment, Donutland only has one city and zero colonies, but it's getting there.
5atan
5atan was accused from the start by Donutzilla that he had usurped Donutzilla's girlfriend, Darkfae. Through episodes 1-2, 5atan fought against various enemies to speak to Donutzilla, in an attempt to mollify his anger and try to bring resolution to what could be an unnecessary destruction of the universe. Donutzilla, by fault of his personality, doesn't much care for 5atan's explanation, and proceeds in fighting and eventually near-fatally maiming him into the realm of MySpace.
Ed Zorstovo
Ed Zorstovo is the official newscaster of RvB TV. Many episodes feature him reading the latest news on the RvB website.
Also, he is voiced by MyRideIsTex (read more about his involvement in the series on the Staff page).
RvB Staff
In RvB TV, the RvB staff are generally much more strange than in reality (if that's possible).
Gus' character illustrates him as a man easily angered but is actually a nice intelligent guy if you don't push his buttons.
Burnie is shown as a near-obnoxious vindicrat who rarely contributes but takes glee in poking Gus' aforementioned buttons.
Geoff is the laid-back guy who is seen reading newspapers and drinking coffee, but has no noticeable personality besides that other than what may be a hidden love for Gus.
Matt is the nice guy who nobody teases or bothers, even Leus holds back his vulgarities just to say a kind "Hello" to him.
High-Voice Backwards Boy
Introduced in Episode 3, he is, as his name states, a little boy with a ludicrously high-pitched voice who speaks backwards. Another attempt by Phorpus to bring another aspect of RvB to RvB TV by characterizing the "1337"-talking pre-pubescent side without using "1337" talk.
Character bios written by Phorpus, Amedeus, and Wizardmon5.